theres a bear in there

actually,

this is what i want to go as for Halloween.

fuck slutty Lindsay idea, this way i can pass out where ever and sleep and be warm in my bear suit.

this is amazing. i want a bear sleeping bag!!!!

the great sleeping bear installation by artist Eiko Ishizawa

view the rest of Eiko's crazy works here

HALLOWEEN

I cant believe its almost halloween time of year again!
I love Halloween, though i'm not a big fan of the lol lolls (lollies)
as mean girls said it best- its just an excuse for girls to dress up slutty (and party)

this year im thinking of going as lilo
which basically is just a free pass to get way trashed and still say your just in character.

above I have gathered some great lindsay inspiration to get in the mood.
(ok so just an excuse to re post that muse editorial again)

obviously the first couple images are too trashy, but the latter is trashy but borderline skanky hot.

necessities for the costume:
lolly pop,
black kohl
sharpie
ratty blonde hair extensions
coke
fish nets
mesh top
killer heels
fur
cigarettes
alcohol


image credits:
type in Lindsay Lohan wasted into google and click on the most outlandish
type in Lindsay Lohan muse magazine and pick the least trashiest
I tried Lindsay Lohan hot, but I didn't like one image that was returned… poor lindsay, I loved parent trap when I was little.

no brows

not sure exactly how i cam across this... someone showed me i think... 
the photos of some of these celebritys are classic shokers....how absolutely tragic is james van der beek. aka dawson the pussy (was always a pacey fan)

cherish yours, because imagine if you didnt have any. watch your back if you live with boys and they throw a party. ive seen a few real life victims.

images from celebswithnoeyebrows

21 club

I miss being in the 21 club.
I got laughed at by the bouncer on the door to the bar attached to the hotel we were staying in last weekend... 
I'd forgotten my id back in our room.

bouncer: ok, how old are you then?

me- im 21, no wait shit i'm almost 23 damn. we'll only be a sec.

bouncer- laughs. ok go in.

 -its that same bummed feeling you get when you go to the bottle shop and they don't card you.

Anyways, back to the subject of the editorial in question...

I mainly posted this feature as it had Andrej in it, and man what id do for that boy
(actually, id probably just make him sit there and pout and look pretty)
aside from the 21 y o babes being bab-ish it also features Polaroids and permanent markers. a past time that i love engaging in at/during/after party time.
 
Male models are so pretty to look at, but gosh most of them are vain insecure pretentious wankers. (this statement has been based off the several that i know from a personal experience*)
- * i want my cheetah head cartier rip-off ring back you bastard!

images: ones2watch